@sucittaM: If people who made meth called themselves methematicians it would probably be a more respected occupation.
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@AimeeHelene1: 1st day of hunting season: *puts on camo* *climbs up in tree stand* *waits w/binoculars to see one hunter accidentally shoot another hunter*
@chuuew: ME: [practising my samurai sword moves in the mirror] [ever so slightly later] ME: [dying from massive blood loss]
@briancthayer: I've been jogging for 6 minutes & there are, literally, 9 vultures circling above me.