@sucittaM: If people who made meth called themselves methematicians it would probably be a more respected occupation.
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@Milla_Jacobs: I wish I had trained flies that would fly into the mouths of people who chew with their mouths open
@amydillon: "Shh...it took an hour, but I think he's finally asleep." *fireworks go off outside* *opens window* I WILL KILL YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE
@Karate_Horse: [karate sign up table] "Ok guys with a ponytail or that are named Vince please form a second line you are the advanced class"