@FlyoverJoel: If people winked in real life as much as they do on the Internet, the world would be about 542.67% creepier.
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@13spencer: At this point, I think the people on "The Walking Dead" are trying to bore the zombies into not biting them.
@Manda_like_wine: In my dream I see us all standing together, throwing away differences and rallying for the abolition of mayo escape-holes in loaf bread.
@dshack8: Anyone who's ever stood in a busy McDonald's line at 10:29am not knowing what to get has been closer to getting murdered than they realize.