@FlyoverJoel: If people winked in real life as much as they do on the Internet, the world would be about 542.67% creepier.
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@Donna_McCoy: Why have an affair when you can so easily ruin your marriage by remodeling the kitchen?
@XplodingUnicorn: 6-year-old: Where did the tornado go? Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where? Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy?
@TuffyNyC: What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts? I don't even wanna talk to the living.