@FlyoverJoel: If people winked in real life as much as they do on the Internet, the world would be about 542.67% creepier.
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@Cherbearxo: Ahhh.......I love the sounds of autumn; that old familiar crunch of Halloween candy wrappers on the floor.
@bigmacher: I bought the wrong kind of compass. Now I'm lost in the middle of nowhere drawing perfect circles.
@Darlainky: [liquor store] Him: Did you see a cat in here? I know I just heard purring. Me: *looking at huge boxed wine selection* Him: Oh, it's you.