@FlyoverJoel: If people winked in real life as much as they do on the Internet, the world would be about 542.67% creepier.
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@HeyZeus666: In the earliest part of my life I was a man trapped inside a woman's body. Then mom gave birth to me.
@attheUC: If there's more than one apocalypse, is it apocalypses or apocali? I just want to be ready.
@murrman5: Sorry I lied about knowing how to play the piano. What's that? Yes, I agree it made the funeral uncomfortable.
@JermHimselfish: Drank too much Red Bull and puked in some bushes, now three of them are breakdancing and one is taking me hang gliding next weekend.