@aveuaskew: If people would moan loudly during a pat down, the line would move much quicker.
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@zachreinert03: Anytime I see someone with dreadlocks i yell CONGRATS ON HAVING A DIRTY HEAD FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME
@captainkalvis: Therapist: what would you say is your biggest fear Me: chameleon bears Therapist: but those don’t even exist Me: *looking around nervously* how could anyone know
@rockymomax: SNAKE: im gonna bite you SNAKE CHARMER: u are so sexy S: wha- SC: *presses finger to lips* still wana bite me? S: *blushes* well not anymore