@unravelingfire: If plastic bags could be used as currency, my mom would be on a Forbes list.
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@KaptainKoRnie: Since the invention of the smart phone, how many times have you clicked a desktop icon once and waited for a response. Ok, just me?
@WigCannon: your call is important to us. like, super important. we all bought new outfits for this call. dave is wearing a wig
@68Cly29: The neighbors are looking at me strangely again. Like they have never seen a man sitting on his roof with a pair binoculars before.