@unravelingfire: If plastic bags could be used as currency, my mom would be on a Forbes list.
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@pittdave13: My son found some handcuffs under our bed so I had to have "the talk" today... I'm an international crime fighter now
@sarcasticmommy4: When a sales clerk asks if you need help with anything, this does not include kids. I know this now.
@Jamie1947: You can call me a "simpleton" if you choose. But I ask you this. What is that. What is simpleton, is that like a good or bad thing, not sure