@unravelingfire: If plastic bags could be used as currency, my mom would be on a Forbes list.
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@BritXNic: Unless you met your spouse while committing a diamond heist, I don't need to hear how you got together.
@therealeatwood: ME: Stop hemming and hawing DONKEY TAILOR: [with quiet dignity] Sir, you may take your business elsewhere
@andreeahluscu: HOLD YOUR HORSES. Love your horses. Remind your horses everyday how much you love them. Feed your horses.