@mikeleffingwell: IF POT GETS LEGALIZED WHAT'S TO STOP SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO SMOKE A HORSE
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@stacetoned: If you feel like someone is playing mind games with you, they totally are and you should kill them before they kill you.
@xLiserx: I sexually identify as Nickelback because people are ashamed of how much they secretly enjoy me.
@only_one_ee: Trainer: OK this week we are cutting carbs. Me: Wait, what - even macaroni & cheese? Trainer: Ya. Me: ...I think we should see other people.
@Rebelling_Jyn: Why do I have to steal the Death Star plans? Nothing this big stays secret. Just Google them. There's probably a torrent somewhere.