@hamspamtymaam: If pulled over, immediately ask the officer if they've been drinking in order to establish dominance.
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@broodingYAhero: For main female characters, prom is inevitable. Even if you try to skip it, a perfectly-fitting dress will appear in your life. Lock the doors, or run far away. No matter where you go, prom will find you.
@__candypants: Thank God the conventions are over because now we can get back to the real issues: FOOTBALL.