@shariv67: If Rapunzel was a brunette, she'd have just opened the front door.
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@rad_milk: EVERYONE ELSE: i am terrified of the state of democracy in our nation ME: digimon is short for digital monsters
@QwertyJones3: Mankind is capable of unimaginable feats of engineering and yet the windows on the airplane never line up with the seats.
@daemonic3: My family can't decide what kind of Lab to get (Chocolate, Yellow, Black, etc.) so we drew straws. I won, so we're getting a Meth.
@PoliticallyILL1: I'm sick of closing out every job interview with "I was young. I needed the money."