@leechee420: If Reese Witherspoon doesn't call her poop "Reese's Feces" she's missing out on a clear opportunity to be awesome.
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@slyoung5: A smile every mile will get you further faster but if that doesn't work, carjacking does.
@NerishaLakha: Boyfriend and Boy friend..... See that little space between the second one? Thats called the friend zone!
@WilliamRodgers: "I could stay awake just to hear you breathing...Watch you smile while you're sleeping..." Aerosmith = Romantic Me = Restraining Order
@mikefossey: I'm a janitor at MIT and i see some extremely hard ass equation on the chalk board. i quickly erase it because im not being paid to do math