@GrandadJFreeman: If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them.
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@slimmy_shady: 1) "Obamas spying on you."2) "Eh. Cost of being free!"1) "Obama wants to give you healthcare."2) "WHO THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE IS?"
@Cheeseboy22: Alright, time for a Twitter spelling bee! First word: "their", meaning "belongs to them." Alright, that only leaves 14 of you left standing.
@OfficeofSteve: My washing machine is broken and the laundry is piled so much now, I've started to wear old Halloween costumes