@GrandadJFreeman: If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them.
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@GFGander: How crazy is it that we used to say "three and a half inch floppy" with a straight face
@FormerGrunt: When I die, just toss my body out of an airplane flying over NYC while wearing a superman costume.
@InsouciantMan: Wife sees me naked at least once a day every day. How do you apologize properly for something like that?