@SuperApple8: If Ryan Gosling doesn't ask me to be his valentine, I'm moving on. This ship has sailed. This ball has sunk. This fart has flatulated.
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@jonnysun: i have never seen a chameleon in real life and i dont know if that means i havent or i have
@stevevsninjas: CEO: We will be taking the company photo a fourth time, because it came out blurry AGAIN. Loch Ness Monster: *sweats, adjusts fake mustache*
@Storminika: It's not cool to skip on dating someone who talks funny -- just because your english is gooder than theirs be.