@IamEveryDayPpl: If salons offered free wine with a wax, Twitter moms wouldn’t have any hair at all.
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@Sanbel11: *goes shopping without makeup and a hair in the messy bun* "Hi everybody I ever met since 1999"
@SteveKoehler22: When your wife asks you to dig a hole for her shrub- She'll feel threatened if you make it large enough to hold a body. I know this now.