@Fuqyoupayme: If school isn't the place to sleep, then home isn't the place to study.
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@LostCatDog: Missed connections: I was the guy in the Subaru listening to NPR; You were the river I briefly considered driving into.
@kimtopher22: I don't lock my car doors, so if someone wants to steal my egg mcmuffin wrappers, Sonic happy hour cups and 47 cents, they're welcome to it.
@Darlainky: I just want the courage to stick with my choice of medium sized refreshments after the cashier tells me that large is just 25 cents more.
@CornOnTheGoblin: [bar trivia night] and remember no using your phones unless it's an emergency me: [five minutes later] hello 911? are butterflies insects?