@gregerskine: IF SEAL IS BROKEN, PLEASE NOTIFY ZOOKEEPER IMMEDIATELY
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@jharden21: Me as a news anchor: an explosion at a nearby t-shirt warehouse resulted in thousands of *turns head to other camera* casual tee casualties
@EvilPandaX: I think at my age the next tattoo will be more responsible like a dragon across my back but doing his taxes.
@tackoftheJar: *Sandra Bullock floating around in the background of all the new Star Wars movies*
@OhNoSheTwitnt: I liked the movie Taken better the first time I saw it when it was called Finding Nemo.