@crunchenhancer: If sex was my religion, I'd be an athiest.
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@HMittelmark: Men want to be him. Women want to be with him. Bears want to eat him. Botflies want to lay their eggs in his skin. Fish are unaware of him.
@nbadag: WIFE: can you preheat the oven? ME: you mean heat it WIFE: not this again ME: it can't be heated before it's heated. don't give me that look
@fouadelbatrawi: Thank God for butter because without butter all butterflies would be just flies and that sounds terrible.