@SaraThomas84: If shame burned calories, I'd be back to my birth weight by now
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@Ristolable: [First day of prison] "Hey man. Wanna be in our gang?" Sure, I'll call you. Just give me your cell number *gets stabbed*
@SamGrittner: BARNES: "What if it wasn't just empty cabinets?" NOBLE: "Let's sell books!" AND: "This is why we make such a great team."
@deardilettante: Walking around cemeteries looking at headstones is a great way to come up with baby names.