@SaraThomas84: If shame burned calories, I'd be back to my birth weight by now
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@AwkwardComedy: "Password is incorrect" *resets password* "New password cannot be the same as the old password"
@DaddyJew: Judge: order in the court, ORDER IN THE COURT Me on the witness stand:*lips pressed against the mic* 2 hot dogs and a milkshake, your honor
@msmollybee25: I hate when Netflix asks if I'm still watching. You really think I got my life together in the last 2 hours?