@SaraThomas84: If shame burned calories, I'd be back to my birth weight by now
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@ProdigyNelson: Dad: relax kids, no monkey business in a nice restaurant [table over] Monkey 1: *slams briefcase shut, stands up* Monkey 2: not worth it man
@SmartassChef: Nothing freaks me out like when I'm ordering from a Chinese restaurant and I ask "What kind of meat is that?" and they answer "yes"
@timdonakowski: Anyone else bite their bottom lip and make a noise when inserting your headphone plug? Me neither.