@ericsshadow: If she calls me cheap one more time I'm gonna return her anniversary gift to 7/11.
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@shariv67: Maybe we should be focussing less on Goldilocks and more on why Mama and Papa bear don't sleep in the same bed anymore.
@dorkwing_duck: The scene where Indiana Jones swaps the bags and runs from a boulder but it's me trying to eat a cookie without my kid seeing me
@marknorm: After learning about hieroglyphics, it makes you realize that Egyptians invented the emoji.