@ericsshadow: If she calls me lazy again, I swear I'll get off this couch and go take a nap in bed.
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@CandyCrisis: Captain Hook hated Paper Scissors Rock since he could only play Question Mark, which had no value in the game.
@mean_spice: [bedroom] Me getting out whipped cream: I've been waiting for this Gf: kinky, I like it Me already eating pie: what
@AimeeHelene1: My diet plan consists of multiple naps. Because you can't stuff your face when you're sleeping.
@Jake_Vig: HER: I don't know what you'd do without me. ME: HER: Please stop imagining all those things. ME: Ok.