@ericsshadow: If she calls me lazy again, I swear I'll get off this couch and go take a nap in bed.
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@zachheltzel: "You'll have more fun in high school, Zach."nn"You'll have more fun in college, Zach."nn"You'll have more fun in Hell, Zach."
@mommy_cusses: When I'm old, I'm gonna giggle uncontrollably, squirm, and go all sack of potatoes on my son when he tries to get me in the car as payback.
@Black__Elvis: Just found a hole in my sock and now I'm worried that the whole drawer might be pregnant.
@parkersJoking: If ur a guy riding on a motorcycle with another guy, it's best to sit facing each other. 1 man mounted behind another that just looks bad