@ericsshadow: If she calls me lazy again, I swear I'll get off this couch and go take a nap in bed.
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@notacroc: Golfer: *lining up his shot* what do you think? Me (first day as a caddy): *reaching for a club* i think you should try your best
@seamussaid: I realize not everyone is cool with Easter egg hunts, but they are vital. They help manage the egg population and keep it at healthy levels
@Tmoney68: People always ask why I'm wearing a sombrero in my high school graduation pictures. Clearly, because it was my señor year.
@OhHiAlyPie: *bursts into bank EVERYONE DOWN ON THE GROUND *everyone lies down EVERYONE CLOSE THEIR EYES *everyone closes their eyes EVERYONE NAP