@ericsshadow: If she calls me lazy again, I swear I'll get off this couch and go take a nap in bed.
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@Pirate_nurse: If he's dumb enough to send you a generic message in a mass text...be smart enough to reply to all "I still haven't gotten my period."
@seanyeatts: Growing up means you start to find it creepy that your dad's pet name for your mom is "Squirty"
@zacharyflynn: If I knew how to pull a rabbit out of a hat I would never stop. Rabbits are great.
@TheRolo: You guys talk about sex like it's so great. I had sex once and she made me take off my jean jacket. Just not worth it.