@ericsshadow: If she calls me lazy again, I swear I'll get off this couch and go take a nap in bed.
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@BumbleDC: *accidentally summons malevolent demon at a séance* I WILL HAUNT YOUR HOME FOREVER! [4 days later] YOU KNOW, YOU COULD CLEAN UP OCCASIONALLY