@Neuronicism: If she doesn't have a new hair style by the time you're done, you're doing it wrong.
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@SilverKick: It's always good to know what's happening in astrology. When nothing seems to be going right, you can blame the stars.
@freypalm: Me, as a judge: OK we’ll take a quick recess now. *lawyers start discussing lawyer things* *I go outside and swing on the swingset*
@sageboggs: No Shave November No Deodorant December Lose Your Job January Forget To Pay Rent February Move in With Mom and Dad March
@ThisCantBRight: I don't condone workplace violence, until someone microwaves fish in the break room.