@Neuronicism: If she doesn't have a new hair style by the time you're done, you're doing it wrong.
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@weinerdog4life: The date was going great until she spooked me and then I squirted her with ink and quickly swam away
@WilliamAder: Weather Girl: I'm looking at six to ten inches tonight. Me, to the TV: But is it going to SNOW?
@moooooog35: Me: What do you want for breakfast? Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast?