@LaytesAgain: If she doesn't scream "YES!" in bed... I don't know. Maybe start asking her different questions?
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@SteelFontana: Bad: Getting bit by a spider... Worse: ...inside your mouth... Worst: ...while making out with someone.
@davidkenny100: Work meeting Boss: it's come to my attention that someone has been eating out of the trash! Everyone, including his pet raccoon looks at me