@LaytesAgain: If she doesn't scream "YES!" in bed... I don't know. Maybe start asking her different questions?
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@DaHess1: "Cellphones only work when you talk into them like you're trying to be heard over a buzzsaw screwing a freight train." - My Dad
@DulciePlaid: When I left for work this morning, the dog begged me to stay and the cat handed me my keys.