@chopper4jk: If she ever says: What did you just say!? I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.
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@ColoChiver: If I had to guess where everything went wrong, I'd have to say it was the day I learned "elemenopee" wasn't one awesome letter.
@DevilryFun: Wish a poltergeist would move in so there'd be someone else to blame when I lose my shit.
@ermahgarton: bae:come over me:The Incredibles is on tv bae:my parents aren't home me:it's limited commercials bae:i need u me:he can't find his supersuit
@TheSwanDon: So my dad was all "stop eating my pills" and then I was like "stop melting into the floor and spinning multi colored webs you talking lamp"