@chopper4jk: If she ever says: What did you just say!? I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.
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@TheToddWilliams: BOSS: I have some tough news INVISIBLE MAN: Go on BOSS: HR says we need to hire more "Visible" minorities INVISIBLE MAN: This is bullshit
@girlontapas: My boss is marrying a Chinese woman. Is throwing rice at a Chinese wedding considered lucky or a food fight?
@holypurgatory: A lot of people cry when they chop onions. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.