@Easy_Tiger__: I'm playing dead at work right now so nobody will talk to me. Everyone is screaming. Probably should have used less fake blood.
@JoParkerBear: Kanye West tweeted that Bill Cosby is innocent?
This is the last straw.
He just lost my vote in 2020.
@JimmerThatisAll: In high school I only played the trombone so I could hit people and make it look like an accident.
@BillMc7: listen, officer - t h e o r e t i c a l l y - would I still get a carpool lane ticket if I have a body in the trunk
@UnFitz: Her: You know I love it when you pull my hair...
Me: Yes, baby
Her: But the other people at this PTA meeting are beginning to stare.
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