@Albert30960851: If she wants to be chased, she better steal my pizza or something
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@abhorrent_wife: Please, baseball fans. Enthrall me with complex details about a game where someone hits the ball with a stick and runs around in a circle.
@Bacon_Ball: You can tell a lot by the way a woman walks. Like if she walks away, she's probably not into you.
@AndrewNadeau0: IDEAL UBER DRIVER: -Clean car -Doesn’t talk to me during drive -Plays good music -When he drops me off tells me he’s my father who left when I was 4 & has secretly followed my life and has always been proud of me
@Dutch_50: When the cleaning lady say's "Have a good night", I try to time it so we say it in unison. Then I say our "You too" response in harmony.