@P1ssed_K1d: If "she'll be riding six white horses when she comes", she's probably a little more woman than I can handle.
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@djdarrellripley: Look, I know you really miss her. But, you know what? Sometimes things aren't meant to be. One time I really wanted this waffle....
@BuckyIsotope: Just beat Eminem 4000 straight times at musical chairs by playing "The Real Slim Shady" over and over.
@hasht4g: What if all countries have ninjas, and we only know about the Asian ones because they suck?