@DudeImShawn: If she's "one-in-million" there's 1,344 of her in China.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@007Rex_Inc: Niece: I like math M: 5 X 1? N: 5 M: *takes out phone* right N:You're using your phone? M: I got a text N: I didnt hear a sound *runs away*
@ARealTinderella: Whenever I tinker with the idea of a having a relationship, I go spend a night with my married friends.
@DurtMcHurtt: "They're like a sponge at this age" I say to the parents of the baby I'm using to scrub dishes with.