@Parentpains: If six years of marriage has taught me anything its that couches are surprisingly comfortable to sleep on.
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@Burtslorp: WHAT DO WE WANT? Migraine relief. WHEN DO WE WANT IT? Yell again & they'll never find your body.
@batkaren: What if life on Earth is just a video game for gods, and my guy has the crappy controller?
@EliHansenMusic: I'm at my most immature when girls misspell "cologne" and start talking about how bad a man's colon smells