@Parentpains: If six years of marriage has taught me anything its that couches are surprisingly comfortable to sleep on.
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@JermHimselfish: Grapefruit juice tastes like orange juice that just found out it has to work on it's day off.
@dafloydsta: Now that Christmas is over, don't forget to be thankful for all the children in China who made your kid's toys.
@SondraDeeMe: Call me crazy, but the last person who did is still in a full body cast, so it's up to you.
@Thynebear: [In Court] Does the Defense have any last words? *defense rises* DE-FENSE *Judge holds up picket fence* DE-FENSE *Jury starts The Wave*