@Parentpains: If six years of marriage has taught me anything its that couches are surprisingly comfortable to sleep on.
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@Fyrekrakr73: Hire a hitman is apparently not the correct answer to "what would you do if you won the lottery"
@clindsaysway: Whenever I'm in a difficult situation, I think, "What would I do?" so I can do the opposite thing
@iAmDelFreaky: I just opened an Easy Bake Oven restaurant. Please call your order in, 17 hours prior to your arrival.