@samalmightysam: If Socrates had been a woman, he would've said: All I know is that I have all these clothes, but I have nothing to wear.
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@NoogsCorner: Curiosity should start overthrowing the local government and drilling for oil any minute now.
@PlagueLovers: My password is "weak?" Well your password recovery security question is soft as shit. The city I was born in? Ask me why my mom left my dad.
@Merman_Melville: Why doesn't anyone put the whole football on their mouth like a pelican and pretend they don't have it