@Social_Mime: If somebody my age is out past 11 PM they just got off the second shift at work.
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@_ElvishPresley_: Spider-Man: hold it right there, Chameleon Chameleon: how'd you know it was me Spider-Man: you're disguised as Peter Parker Chameleon: so Spider-Man: *starts sweating*
@TragicAllyHere: A fun part of marriage is arguing over who deserves to use the charger in the car. PROVE IT, SHOW ME YOUR PERCENTAGE
@thatdutchperson: They say that wherever you travel becomes a part of you. So I'm pretty sure I'm 98% living room.