@Social_Mime: If somebody my age is out past 11 PM they just got off the second shift at work.
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@Robert_Beau: Bartender: What will you have? Me: Whiskey BT: Straight? Me: Except for that one time in college. BT: Me: BT: Me: How 'bout them Red Sox?
@whatmaddness: My middle school bus driver gave me a ziplock of venison and my mom cooked it and didn't ask any questions. I think about it a lot.
@Nicoleroxxu: One more glass of wine and my "only a lesbian from the waist up" rule is about to go out the window.
@PhilJamesson: if you ask someone what their favorite fruit is and they say "apricot", get the hell out of there. it's an alien that just picked one of the first ones they saw off the alphabetical list. nobody loves apricots