@Social_Mime: If somebody my age is out past 11 PM they just got off the second shift at work.
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@P0tterhead_394: My music preferences range between something your grandma would listen to, to something that could potentially kill her.
@Sir_Strange: - Your Honor, I'd like to plead insanity. - On what grounds?! - I'm married. - I'll allow it.
@RobDenBleyker: I'll never forget what my grandfather told me before he died. He said "Never forget what I'm about to tell you" then some story about corn.
@JaneBadall: I've set my hair on fire lighting a cigarette before, so I'm always impressed when the movie-hero walks away from an explosion unharmed.