@1Happytwit: If someone asks what you do for a living and you reply "I'm a lunatic" they won't ask any more questions.
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@hoops_Daddy: Wind chimes. Something I've never purchased. Can't see myself saying, its too quiet, you know what'd be nice? Noise.
@Reverend_Scott: "I love the Fall, the trees are so pretty" It's fall?? "Ya, so what?" [leaves start attacking everyone] OMG THE LEAVES HAVE TURNED
@Reverend_Scott: [texting] Her: We need to talk. (9:00 am) Him: About? (9:01 am) Him: What? (9:02 am) Him: WHAT??? (9:03 am) Her: Dinner tonight. (4:42 pm)