@1Happytwit: If someone asks what you do for a living and you reply "I'm a lunatic" they won't ask any more questions.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@IamTMoS: I asked mom once how she knew dad was "the one". "because," she replied, "DNA tests don't lie."
@UncleDuke1969: Me: Better late than never! Wife: ... M: Seeing red? W: ... M: Go with the flow! W: ... M: I'll go buy tampons. W: NOW, MISTER FUNNY MAN.