@1Happytwit: If someone asks what you do for a living and you reply "I'm a lunatic" they won't ask any more questions.
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@Reverend_Scott: The year 4542, artifacts are discovered from our once flourishing civilization. "Looks like they worshiped apples." said one archeologist.
@notacroc: BOSS: it's national replace H's with F's day ME: really? BOSS: yep, you're hired! ME: hahaha-wait BOSS: get out ME: what the huck?
@jollyrobber: I can tell by the dents & busted tail light on your car you are serious about making this lane change work for you come Hell or high water.
@polksalad: Just found out my cat lied about being pregnant just to try and save our relationship and cover up for getting fat.