@IbecameMyDad: If someone brought me coffee right now I would follow them around like an imprinted baby bird forever.
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@Phantasmagoriax: If I ever die, my phone better go with me or there will be some pissed off people at my funeral.
@TheTobbie: I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND WHY SOMEBODY WOULD BREAK INTO A HOUSE JUST TO STEAL A REMOTE CON-oh, never mind, I found it...
@SarcasticAlly12: Motherhood is like being a fireman putting out fires but everyone is shouting out how you're doing it wrong and criticizing your sweatpants.