@IbecameMyDad: If someone brought me coffee right now I would follow them around like an imprinted baby bird forever.
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@Bandersnaaatch: Trapped on a train in the snow, and honestly, none of these people look appetizing.
@thejessbess: A rap song where I'm just telling my dog about my day & I keep rhyming with "treats" so he stays interested.
@Sarcasticsapien: I hate the phrase "let me clarify" because it means someone is about to talk some more.