@HelmdawgE: If someone calls me "boo" I automatically assume they're trying to scare me.
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@egg_dog: don't eat yellow snow is a pretty sound rule but i would warn against eating any kind of weather
@caliluvgirl77: Interviewer: do you have any final questions? Me: HYPOTHETICALLY, what happens to people who drink on their lunch breaks?
@ninatreemonkey: The gardener at my work put beer in the garden to catch slugs SO GUESS WHO JUST BECAME A SLUG