@HelmdawgE: If someone calls me "boo" I automatically assume they're trying to scare me.
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@tarashoe: i'd be extra scared if a break-in occurred while i was in the shower and the burglar saw me in there, fully clothed and eatin my soup
@lilgapeach30: The black smoke coming from my toaster indicates a new pop tart has been selected!
@jctwritesstuff: I don't discriminate. Love whoever you want. Pansexual is cool with me. I mean, I like pans, I guess. They fry bacon and stuff.