@HelmdawgE: If someone calls me "boo" I automatically assume they're trying to scare me.
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@ariscott: Social media: We're getting rid of chronological order. Everyone: NO! SM: Cool, right?! Everyone: NO! SM: Glad you're excited!
@michaelianblack: The Old Testament is the historical record of the first time we Jews controlled the media.
@slimmy_shady: Wife smelled eggs and thought I was bringing her breakfast in bed. How do I tell her it was just me with gas?!