@the_tsai_guy: If someone eggs your house, you can save time cleaning up by just baking your house into a cake.
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@Kyle_Lippert: Nicki Minaj washes off her Halloween make up to reveal Lady Gaga who washes her face to reveal Madonna who washes her face to reveal an Emu.
@animaldrumss: No, actually I hate gambling, that's why the dice on my shirt are on fire. If I see someone start to gamble I'll burn up his gambling dice.
@TheRobCee: Got kicked off the cruise ship after three day of constantly saying "poop deck" & snickering.