@the_tsai_guy: If someone eggs your house, you can save time cleaning up by just baking your house into a cake.
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@WilliamAder: "Damn you, Autocorrect!!!!" - Mark Zuckerberg, who had intended to announce that he was giving away 99% of his socks
@sfreeze6: Eye of the tiger. Nose of the lion. Mouth of the lynx. Ear of the bobcat. Throat of the cougar. Forehead of the ocelot.
@sixfootcandy: You'd think my hair would be a little more cooperative considering how many times I blow it per week.