@the_tsai_guy: If someone eggs your house, you can save time cleaning up by just baking your house into a cake.
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@BeingTwiter: What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?? . In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.
@doguacate: Listen. You've been saying this for the last eight and a half months. I still don't know what you're "expecting"