@deegeemindi: If someone got my name tattooed on them I'd break up with them to prove it was a bad idea.
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@Ms612: Am I the only one who runs up on happy couples and yells, "How could you do this to me" and then runs off crying?
@knot_eye: [ouija board] How are you feeling? *board begins spelling* O-O-E-Y--G-O-O-E-Y What the!? A cheesy board!? G-O-U-D-A--G-U-E-S-S
@aka_fatman: Yesterday, I told my son about the Tooth Fairy. Today, I find 33 teeth under his pillow. Clearly they are not his. I am very, very afraid.