@dru0887: If someone is jogging at 7am on a Sunday - it's because they've just killed someone right?
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@Brampersandon_: Today's episode of Wheel of Fortune has been cancelled because Jesus took the wheel.
@MartaEffing: *hears suspicious noise in backyard, is too lazy to get up & investigate* *smells cookies baking at neighbors house, immediately goes over*
@CornOnTheGoblin: [spooky noise comes from my closet] monster under my bed: you heard that too right