@dru0887: If someone is jogging at 7am on a Sunday - it's because they've just killed someone right?
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@davidsirota: Things I learned from media: Sanders has won a bunch of states but must drop out Rubio shows he's a contender by losing nearly everywhere
@1evilidiot: It's funny when you tell someone that you don't like people, they always think you mean other people.
@dubstep4dads: [sees kid crying] Kid: Im lost Me: that's ok. We're all lost. Happiness is an illusion. Life is meaningless. Death is around the corner. Bye