@dru0887: If someone is jogging at 7am on a Sunday - it's because they've just killed someone right?
@Reverend_Scott: Fun Fact:
Over 23.6% of relationships fail because one of the partners doesn't like The Princess Bride.
@thatdutchperson: "You're not pretty enough. Now pay us $3.99 so we can tell you why." - Magazines
@MyRedHairIsReal: I hate being bipolar it's awesome
@ConcernedSirGuy: Me: Shout out to all my homies!
Homies: Stop shouting at us.
@UNTRESOR: "Why are you wearing?" - existentialist reporter on the red carpet