@dru0887: If someone is jogging at 7am on a Sunday - it's because they've just killed someone right?
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@NintenDom: I bet the first guy to pee on someone's jellyfish sting was NOT trying to help them.
@MarkAgee: I feel like Donald Trump and Bill Clinton have a $1 bet that Trump can make Hillary president and Bill can make her not president.
@DilemmaEmmaEmma: Once when I had a broken toe, my mom told me to walk it off. When Princess Di died, she sobbed for a day.