@mccoy_paul: If someone tweets in the bathroom they are live streaming.
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@panmidwest: ME: *hugging my therapy dog* i love you so much THERAPY DOG: same time next week and i’ll make a note to continue our boundaries discussion
@xLiserx: People who buy copious amounts of everything before a blizzard: Is there nothing in your house every other day of the year?
@TheDairylandDon: Where do avocados come from? Uh, well, when a crocodile loves a pear very much...
@sad_tree: Snake: eat that apple Adam:nah S:u scared A:no S:lol u scared A: *eats apple* S: whoa I didnt thnk u would do it lol sick now eat that poop