@wickedsuga: If the shoe fits... congratulations. You've correctly measured your feet.

@garrydavenport: If my mobile provider started charging 3 times as much as their nearest competitor but there was no voicemail, I'd still stay with them.

@thatdutchperson: [first date] Her: I just love eating clean and staying healthy, you know? Me:*flashback to the time I cry-ate two lasagnas* Totally

@Maxine12333: Treat your relationships as you would your teeth, daily attention and they could last a lifetime, too bad the same can't be said for hair.

@SuperRandomish: Nobody is as conflicted as a Jewish zombie about to eat Kevin Bacon.