@Claytonsaurus: If spiders ever figure out how to become ghosts, we're screwed.
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@_sanshandle: I'm not an animal expert but feeding your pet chimp Chinese food doesn't seem right. Then again, neither does owning a pet chimp.
@kpcuk: There are 10 types of people in the world - those who know binary and those who other people talk to in the bar :-)
@0point5twins: "Is that your dog?" "No, actually she's adopted... we were unable to conceive a dog naturally ourselves"