@Claytonsaurus: If spiders ever figure out how to become ghosts, we're screwed.
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@Reverend_Scott: "My Ex is amazing in all ways. My Ex is smarter, more successful, and more attractive than I am." - bumper sticker I put on my Ex's car
@D2BMcG: Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: In a mirror! Well any reflective surface really, windows, shiny cars, puddles...
@PinkCamoTO: I think the elementary school music teacher was overly optimistic when she said we may recognize this next song.