@felixoshea: If Superman were a realtor, he could describe literally any apartment in the world as 'a stone's throw from the beach'.
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@iGreenMonk: This guy told me that playing the voilin is the best way to calm you down. I bet he never tried smashing it over someone's head.
@STitusR: Taking my dog out in below zero weather brings one thought to mind. I should have gotten a cat.
@WilliamRodgers: I love when people spend 7 minutes trying to back into a parking space just so they can leave "quicker"
@Thynebear: I am the all knowing oracle, you may ask me one question "How do you pronounce quinoa?" [it's just covered in sweat] um can u ask me another