@Jake_Vig: If taking off your pants doesn't solve your problems, get different problems.
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@RalstonReports: Good news, everyone. I was robbed last night. But I confronted the robber and he agreed to set up a joint robbery task force with me.
@ThePocketJustin: I've done all the cleaning and ironing but I've forgot why I broke into this house in the first place.
@WhatevaConc: If you're wearing sunglasses & it's not at all sunny out, you can't get offended when I grab your arm to guide you safely across the street.