@PinkCamoTO: If television has taught me anything, it's that I can totally outrun an explosion.
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@julietactually: him: [slipping my panties off] why are u wearing 2 pairs of panties me: I'm not him: [sliding another pair off] omg how many are u wearing
@rickkondell: The best thing about owning a Smart Car is when it gets dirty, you can just put it in the dishwasher.
@canazn_73: Apparently the unbuttoning of a shirt and letting your hair down for a cop only works for women.