@Sarcasmo718: If that's his reaction to spinach, Popeye should never try cocaine.
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@JermHimselfish: I just saw Madonna climb out of a hollowed out tree trunk in the woods near my house.
@bombsydoll: in high school I was voted 'who is that? does she even go to our school? Never saw her before'
@InternetHippo: ah yes, halloween. the scary day. the day when everything is terrifying. unlike the other normal days of this year
@LoveNLunchmeat: I've been Catholic for years and still have no idea which murders I should confess and which I should keep to myself.