@wickedsuga: If the bride tosses you the bouquet, how long are you allowed to beat her with it?
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@3sunzzz: Fun Fact: The average 3-year-old boy can stick 11 kernels of corn up his nose before he needs a trip to the ER.
@markydoodoo: Ever say hi to someone and immediately regret it because now you know you have to say hi to them forever?
@LosLos__: My parenting book would be just a series of "Shhh" with different lengths and punctuation for various occasions.