@wickedsuga: If the bride tosses you the bouquet, how long are you allowed to beat her with it?
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@TimJohnish: "I see that you're wearing a black shirt, so I'm going to be extra affectionate today." -Cats
@BiscuitFloater: Pro tip: Next time you're at a bar, go up to a woman & whisper "Hey, wanna get outta here?" If she says yes, you can sit where she was.
@woodmuffin: Why don't they have a WHITE history month?? Why don't they have NON-handicapped parking spaces? Why's there no cemetery for ALIVE people??