@ElizaBayne: If the British had won, today we'd all be celebrating the Fouurth of July
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@AndyShulk: If you run through an airport yelling "Marybeth I love you don't go!" then you can cut through so many lines of people who like romance.
@JB4Realz: Taught my grandmother that "Jabroni" means "fine young man" and it's made our time out in public way more interesting.
@DaddyJew: If you had a choice between owning a dragon or world peace, what would you name your dragon?