@cloudcm: If the conversation gets too serious take your pants off.
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@STitusR: Taking my dog out in below zero weather brings one thought to mind. I should have gotten a cat.
@Manda_like_wine: 7yo: "Who's singing this?" Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:
@slimmy_shady: Breaking news!? Shark sighting off Daytona shores. It's the ocean! That's where they live. I saw a bird in the sky. Report that too!
@isabelzawtun: My mom: you're an adult and you need to start acting like one! Also my mom: what do you mean you don't want an Easter basket this year