@cloudcm: If the conversation gets too serious take your pants off.
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@ShaunRightNow: Apparently showing the pharmacist a picture of my wife was not a good enough reason to get Valium without a prescription.
@iwearaonesie: *comes back with wife's purse* w: I said don't run or people will think you stole it! How many times did you get tackled? m:[bleeding] Twice
@AustinSommer: If you spin an oriental person around until they get dizzy, do they become disoriented? #LifeQuestions