@AKenyanDude: If the cup is only half full, I suggest you buy a smaller bra
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@markleggett: At the ripe old age of 900, in a universe inhabited by thousands of alien races, I bet Yoda had some pretty racist shit to say.
@thesulk: Whenever teachers say 'show your work', just write a bunch of numbers down and hope they're tired that night.
@stockejock: You look so perfect standing there, In my American Apparel underwear, But I know now you probably opened the wrong Christmas present grandma
@dave_cactus: *sees a truck* Nice. *sees a trucker* Oh, impressive. *sees a truckest* Ah yes. This is what I came for.