@AKenyanDude: If the cup is only half full, I suggest you buy a smaller bra
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@twylaredsun: Sending a second cup of coffee down to check on the first one to see why it's not doing its job
@Parkerlawyer: My client's (soon to be ex) wife just flipped me off in the courthouse parking lot, so yeah, I'm obviously doing my job right.
@krisv_723: A haunted house, but instead of masked creatures it's filled with everyone's mother-in-laws.
@StarWarsProblms: Obi-wan: *holding baby* Let's make her a famous princess Droid: What about the other baby? Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere