@AKenyanDude: If the cup is only half full, I suggest you buy a smaller bra
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: The new neighbors moved in today. I brought them a box of condoms to show how much I don't want anymore children living on our street.
@iGreenMonk: There is a new app. that tells you how smarter your dog is. Here's how it works :- If you bought the app. your dog is smarter than you.
@just1fool: My only real regret in life is not pretending to be a shark in a heavily populated swimming area. But there's still time.