@OddMarc: If the Earth is only 5000 years old, how do you explain Cher?
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@MentalAbortions: Why would I want to quit smoking? Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer?
@jaelteon: interviewer: do you have any experience in a leadership role? me: well, I am the group admin for a WhatsApp group
@ariscott: Please God, let the weather be nice for my picnic. There are 7 billion people on this planet. Many starving. Please hear my picnic prayer.