@OddMarc: If the Earth is only 5000 years old, how do you explain Cher?
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@TheRolo: Juliet: you know it's true love, when you finish each other's- Romeo: LIFE Juliet: [sighs all annoyed] like why do you say shit like that?
@Rollmaninoz: I just switched my phone to airplane mode and a small child appeared and started kicking me in the back.
@OtherDanOBrien: *reads an article on a subject I know* This is bullshit *reads an article on a subject I don't know* If it's published it must be accurate
@shanethevein: If you go into a bar by yourself and ask for a water the bartender looks at you like you have leprosy.