@OddMarc: If the Earth is only 5000 years old, how do you explain Cher?
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@Jesssicle: Some of you take selfies from so close up, I'm beginning to wonder if you're a T-Rex.
@JediGigi: Mom asked me what it's like being a single middle aged woman so I took a handful of cat & dog hair from my purse and threw it in her coffee.
@Steven37366100: Friend: What a cute baby! Boy or girl? Me: Guess Friend: What’s its name? Me: Spork
@ScottLinnen: Counted five pregnant women at this Noah matinee. Praying their water doesn't break.