@AndyAsAdjective: "IF THE EASTER BUNNY HAD TIME TO HIDE ALL THESE EGGS AROUND THE HOUSE, IT SURE AS HELL HAD TIME TO DO A COUPLE OF LOADS OF LAUNDRY"
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@audipenny: Hey I got your text but then I died, I'll probably like resurrect when we accidentally run into each other though
@DothTheDoth: As your goth healthcare provider I urge you to drink water. There is nothing more attractive or intimidating than a hydrated goth.
@squirrel74wkgn: [at condiment counter] *does shot of ketchup* Me (gets in kid's face): Wait your turn, punk Wife: Oh no...he's getting sauced up again