@rodney_at_large: If the final comments of your speech last 45 minutes, please don't preface them with "and lastly".
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@FillWerrell: If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you! Knees to chest damnit! KNEES TO CHEST
@mattmanic: How cute would it be if park rangers had tiny handcuffs for raccoons that steal campers' food?