@1CarParade: If the government keeps doing nothing for much longer, it will get its own reality show on E!
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@KenTremendous: "Owen, you must hide this baby, at all costs, from Anakin Skywalker." "Okay. Should we continue to call him Luke Skywalker?" "Seems fine."
@ericsshadow: This is Eric's wife. He accidentally left the house without his phone. TELL ME EVERYTHING.
@MikeOdenthal: Given how, when I try to eat a banana, I end up holding the peel while the actual fruit falls to the floor, I'm ok never handling a firearm.