@215potter: If the human race has a "signature move," its gotta be lying to the dentist about flossing.
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@Chumpstring: I like to shit with the door open, because it keeps other people from getting onto the elevator with me.
@SaddestFinger: My grandfather told me that during the war he was exposed to irritants like pepper spray and mustard gas. Now he's a seasoned vet.
@DanteEvilCat: Silence is golden! Unless you have a toddler, then silence is very, very suspicious.