@andylassner: If The Lego Movie is about anything other than parents walking around and cursing after stepping on Legos, it's not based on a true story.
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@samsara668: They say I can take the catheter out next week. And no, I'll never piss on an electric fence again
@sirmunchie: Me to my Boss: Excuse me, sir, can I ask a stupid question. Boss: Better than anyone else I know...
@UnFitz: It's called "personal grooming" as though we might get confused and groom a total stranger.